Episode 2: Welcome to the Imperium (Kundarak Breakout)
Here’s what you need to know:
-Some pissed off elves arrested us for killing the surprisingly weak dreamweaver guy who totally tried to dream-rape us.
-Zanne gave it up waaay too easily to some flirty elf hunk who honestly wasn’t even that good looking and only had any appeal at all because he brought out the handcuffs.
-Mikal bravely used his own untold sex appeal to woo the female guard and create an opportunity for escape.
-Instead, some huge robot dude crashed through a wall and helped a bunch of midgets save us.
-Oh yah, and one of the dwarves died to save us. I kinda liked him too.
-So now we’re on the run from the law, Zanne can’t get this stupid, ugly elf guy out of her head, and for some reason we keep talking about real estate.
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